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A Post About My Girlfriend
Posted by Albert, 4:07:22 AM 20th January 2008 in Love

She follows me around. Or maybe, I bring her around.

I see her at work.

She's by my side when I sleep.

I love walking with her, and stopping to smell the flowers.

She hangs around.

She opened up my eyes to new horizons. She captivates and captures. She inspires me.

You have no idea how proud I am of her - I can sit and talk to guys for hours about her. They say I'm bordering on obsessive. They don't know how much more than obsessive it is. She's always on my mind.

And yet, I introduce her to my guy friends. If they like her too, I am all the more happy.

Likewise, she helps me meet chicks! I can't tell you how much I take that for granted, that she's so accomodating.

For she, now she, I really positively love and will feel a strong sense of yearning when I don't see her, and it saddens me that I do have such a strong dependency on her.

I am not afraid to be seen with her. She sits on my lap on the bus and I shoot a straight face at whoever looks at me with very much a disapproving glance. They're just jealous.

And here's another thing to be jealous about - she doesn't mind polygamy, as long as she knows that I love her the most. :)

Which comes to another tangent - I... well, I have not had sexual relations with her. Some say it's very wrong. Am I one to waver to beliefs imposed upon us?

Replies: 21

Reply #21
Albert Ng, 5:35:57 AM 12th September 2009
Waaah this post is old but it still makes a lot of sense! Thanks for coming to my archives Ace!

Reply #20
Alpha Ace, 1:15:45 AM 12th September 2009

^^ my real gf really permits me 2 have a seductive mistress name A300 but guess d mistress don't mind I would get a better one name - A550 LoL~

Most of d time, i would stay n sleep wif my mistress more ...kakaka

I know how u felt brada ^^ cheers~~

Reply #19
Kelvin, 4:36:43 PM 28th January 2008
It is up to you to do as you please :D

Reply #18
pinkpau, 7:46:45 AM 23rd January 2008
i dont like you anymore albert -___________-

Reply #17
The Ex Girlfriend, 6:35:32 AM 23rd January 2008
baby, love you much :) i know it's not about me but still :)

Reply #16
emenang, 6:39:36 PM 21st January 2008
i think its true both ways am I right =)

Reply #15
wombok, 12:13:12 PM 21st January 2008
Lawl!~

Reply #14
lex, 11:35:03 AM 21st January 2008
hahahhahahahha i thought you married your camera lol

Reply #13
The Ex Girlfriend, 9:59:34 AM 21st January 2008
Guess how that made me feel :( Good one albert. Well done.

Reply #12
kellster, 3:55:01 AM 21st January 2008
its bout ur camera !
albert........................

Reply #11
Silencers, 3:17:57 AM 21st January 2008
A man loves his gadgets more than his wo-... I guess I'll stop right there.

Reply #10
Sammy, 12:22:02 AM 21st January 2008
*if

Reply #9
Sammy, 12:21:51 AM 21st January 2008
Lucky betch is she was real ;p

Reply #8
TDR, 8:30:41 PM 20th January 2008
hahhahahhahahahhahhahaahhah. The cam

Reply #7
babalu kambing, 3:03:43 PM 20th January 2008
Hahahahahahahahah good one!

i love your girlfriend too.

Reply #6
skyler, 1:58:22 PM 20th January 2008
Hahahaha this isn't the girlfriend I know is it

Reply #5
Nicholas.C, 11:46:36 AM 20th January 2008
"She" is your camera isn't she? XD cox if shes real I'm going to have to shread every belief i have of the female species and start over....

Reply #4
Michelle, 11:30:27 AM 20th January 2008
So romantic!

Thanks for putting up my link. I know the question sounded reallllllllllllllly stupid. Haha. Done purpotedly.

Reply #3
Edrei, 7:43:06 AM 20th January 2008
Now if your girlfriend were a real human being, that would be an icing on the cake for many. :)

Reply #2
cheryl, 6:01:40 AM 20th January 2008
Writing this at 4am in the morning? sweet.

I think tons of girls now wished their boys had a post dedicated to them, similar to yours.

Cheers.

PS: good to see you today.

Reply #1
Paul Tan, 4:45:04 AM 20th January 2008
hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha SURE

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