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Caught For Stealing - Kleptoman
Posted by Albert, 1/1/2002 1st January 2002 in Lyrics

I can't stand to buy
I'm not that wealthy
Fingers are itchy
For better larceny

I've more than true words... I know they've complained
More than some shady face looking so vain
It's not easy thievery

Wish that I could swipe
Those gadgets are ripe
Find a way to free
Out of hands dear property

It may sound absurd... but don't be naive
Even liars get the right to lead
I may be disturbed... but won't you concede
Because liars know how to mislead
It's not easy thievery

Grab, flick, take away... away for free
Well it's all right... you don't know it's gone till night
I am sleazy... and vanishing...

I can't stand to buy
I'm not that wealthy
If caught I deny
That daylight robbery

I'm only a man with my money deplete
Looking for more victims I easily cheat
I'm only a man who can simply swindle
Looking for fancy things to embezzle

To embezzle (X4)

I'm only a man with my money deplete
I'm only a man who can simply cheat
I'm only a man with my money deplete
And it's not easy

It's not easy thievery

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System Always Down - Drop Day
Posted by Albert, 1/1/2002 1st January 2002 in Geek, Lyrics

Back up (back up)
Grab a mouse and draw a little flowchart
Hide the bars and look away to act smart
Why's primary keys not in the table?
Here you go create another table

(You wanted to) SQL - I put on a little conjob
(You wanted to) ASP - I copied a table drop
(You wanted to) 5 page report Monday on the table
(You wanted to)

I don't think you trust, in, my
Self-taught programming skills,
I cry, when I don't have the most kills

Screw up (screw up)
Take time off to play a little NASCAR
Jump on ramps to fly away past the star
Why'd you leave the door up to the swivel
Don't you know that we are techie people?

(You wanted to) Grab a form and go down to meet the techie
(You wanted to) Clear the cache to flush away the proxy
(You wanted to) Why reboot server? It is not stable
(You wanted to)

I don't think you trust, in, my
Self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don't have the most kills
In, my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don't have the most kills

Beta (testing)
Deadline (coming)
Office (freezing)
PC (crashing)
Codes better be done at the end of the day
Codes better be done - why have you forsaken me?
In your site, forsaken me
In your scripts, forsaken me
In your code, forsaken me

Oh, trust, in, my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don't have the most kills
In my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don't have the most kills

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Thinking Dark - This Weekend
Posted by Albert, 1/1/2002 1st January 2002 in Lyrics

Let's have a meeting (meeting)
Yes I reply
You leave me for some matter you can't deny
Changing your mind
Conveniently timed
To explain your decline
All I know (all I know)
Unforseen circumstancing
Naturally it will be occurring
Watch me wait by to the end of the day
No solitude, I pray

I wait and wail (I wait and wail)
I'd look out below
To meet my friend the punctual shadow
Trying to have fun, but it has no glow
Wasted it all just to have more woe (have more woe)

Refrain:
I kept everything inside and even though I fried
I didn't depart
I lingered proudly so unbudgingly
Waiting aimlessly for the time that (you can't depart)

Chorus:
You can't depart
Or go that far
This weekend
You leave me for some matter
I had to call
To know it all
This weekend
You leave me for some matter

Meeting, I don't know why
You leave me for some matter you can't deny
Changing your mind
Conveniently timed
To remind myself how
You'd just depart (you'd just depart)
In spite of the fact you invited me
Next thing I queued up alone for entry
You were having no transport to the city
I'm surprised - you had a car (you had a car)
Things go the way things weren't planned for
You wouldn't even predict problems anymore
Not that you knew it back then
But it all comes back to me
This weekend (this weekend)

Refrain
Chorus

Bridge:
I see no dust from you
With no car you're a no-show
I am pissed
Because you disappear like so

Bridge
Chorus

Replies: 0

Ragger - Rag Him
Posted by Albert, 1/1/2001 1st January 2001 in Lyrics

Rag him (X4)

We're gonna whack up someone unlucky
We're gonna whack up somebody nerdy
Yeah

Rag him - When I feel like being violent
Rag him - It's a kind of punishment
Rag him - You're no longer innocent
All this time I never knew
Where the fun was - let's go rag him!

We're gonna gang up - you had better run
We're gonna gang up - isn't it pure fun
Yeah

Rag him - In my school it's prominent
Rag him - Your manliness document
Rag him - You'll never be confident
All this time I never knew
Where the fun was - let's go rag him!

Rag him (X4)

Replies: 0

Crime Pays - Absolutely Must Watch
Posted by Albert, 11:47:00 PM 28th October 2000 in Lyrics

Chorus:
It ends when the boy gets the girl
TV is such a predictable world
And while those evil plans always get botched
I absolutely must watch
Slugs they dodge

Santa claus comes in a sleigh
His rotund frame is impossible to weigh
And if you've been bad you should pray
Within half-an-hour all is okay
As long as you're in a coma
Your pulse reading becomes straight for drama
How many days is too far
That your twin makes out with your spouse in the car?

Refrain:
Your clothes never change at all the next day
And your hair never falls from too much hairspray
You always seem to have witty things to say

It ends when the boy gets the girl
TV is a predictable world
And while those evil plans always get botched
I absolutely must watch
Slugs they dodge

How many eons you stay
Where you'll never return home so far away
Things revert back come what may
Background music we can see noone play
As long as they have that wide smile
You'll discover antidotes in that vial
You know they've got your file
A complot will give you an unfair trial

Refrain
Chorus

And

Refrain
Chorus

It ends when the boy gets the girl
They claim their meeting's just cordial
Though this rarely becomes controversial
You know there's something special

Chorus

Slugs they dodge

Replies: 0

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