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Tweetyear
Posted by Albert, 5:35:38 PM 14th July 2010 in Pictures, Geek, Music, Jokes

Here's over a year's worth of Twitter posts, which I have not repeated on my blog. The reason why I don't like Twitter or any external content-storing site other than my blog is because there is always that risk that the content you have on whichever site will become inaccessible someday.

Okay, so I've ranted about this before!

In other updates, I've had a Sony Alpha NEX-5 and Sony E 16mm F2.8 since 1st July 2010 and a Sony LA-EA1 A-mount to E-mount lens adapter since 3rd July 2010 and no time to blog about it, or even to blog about the Sony Alpha 290, Sony Alpha 390, Sony Handycam NEX-VG10 HD interchangeable lens camcorder (the model name almost sounds like a NEX vertical grip heh!) Oh and the fantastic X-Rite ColorChecker Passport.

Anyway, here goes:

RT @randomleech A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells u the time.
about 2 hours ago via HTC Peep

LHC: Where the hole is not the center of the donut, but the donut itself. @kimberleylow
4:43 PM Jul 12th via web

ZOMG one reason to stare at my phone and wait for invite! RT: @smashpop Google App Inventor http://is.gd/doJdv Build ur own app
3:51 PM Jul 12th via web

Swype FTW! Just got it installed on my Android phone yo.
9:44 PM Jul 10th via HTC Peep

RT @smashpop Google App Helps Find Open Parking http://tinyurl.com/2cpaxrg Sadly no car, no reception + GPS weak at parking, QR code 404
9:39 PM Jul 10th via HTC Peep


Marty Friedman and Kerry King on Japanese TV Show (Kerry played in Megadeth and Pantera...)
4:52 PM Jul 10th via web


Marty Friedman vs Paul Gilbert on Japanese TV Show Part 2! @KevBrokenScar
4:51 PM Jul 10th via web


Michael Patton does Michael Jackson! Faith No More - Ben @jalijan @olied
Jul 5th via web

@lydiakwan right next to your rock kapak. :)
Jul 5th via HTC Peep in reply to lydiakwan


Banned iPad Promo
Jul 5th via web

@adlysyairi Holy! Sweeeeeetness. Now that I have a radio-enabled phone again I have tuned in. :D
July 05, 2010 via web in reply to adlysyairi


I haven't figured out screenshots yet. Seperti!

Saturday, July 03, 2010 5:43:55 PM via HTC Peep

@crazystrat I did tweet from my Nokia N70; I used Opera though so the client was not given away. Most quips come then.
Saturday, July 03, 2010 5:25:15 PM via HTC Peep

I had a revelation; people who know how to use semicolons are sexy.

Saturday, July 03, 2010 1:52:33 PM via web



Saucy Android makes your food taste better!
Friday, July 02, 2010 4:52:19 PM via HTC Peep


From the NEX Mass Order.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 12:31:51 PM via HTC Peep

@duuuhvina as Zac De La Rocha would say, sleep now in the fire.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 3:12:47 AM via HTC Peep in reply to duuuhvina

My first ever status update on Facebook! I join the horde of publicized pointlessness.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 11:15:25 PM via HTC Peep

Check out @duuuhvina the B.player intro video girl on your iPhone 3gs using the B.player app! #astrobplayer
Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:50:16 PM via web

@kBoey: No it is not sold separately, unfortunately. @bryanlyt I will give you a call tomorrow night!

Monday, June 21, 2010 12:53:39 AM via web

@shannzilla I will visit your crib when you have one!

Monday, June 21, 2010 12:25:27 AM via web

@Digi_Telco Any news on a SmartPlan for a phone that is going to be launched in one week from now in Malaysia?

Thursday, May 20, 2010 1:04:16 AM via web

@fritzgoh @chapree @hitomi5 @bluegemini I was at Harith Iskander's restaurant, SamSaraa, in Sri Hartamas!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010 1:26:26 AM via web

Harith Iskander was my waiter; he just took my order.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:39:24 PM via mobile web


Flash on the Nexus One! @smashpop
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:37:36 AM via web


Blendtec owns iPad!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:14:05 PM via web

What's NEX? Sony's EVIL! http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/26/sony-gives-nex3-and-nex5-names-to-its-first-ultra-compact-interc/
Monday, April 26, 2010 7:13:16 PM via mobile web

I always feel like the Wright brothers when they finally take off, whenever I manage to load my washing machine so the dryer spins properly.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:17:14 PM via web

Man I remember this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054033/ A B-movie I remember vividly from my childhood!
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:58:19 AM via web

@ganaeshd yeah man VIP room yo!
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:58:05 AM via web


Sweet! I remember being hooked to this TV series with Christopher Lloyd in a white... Cadillac?
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 11:40:41 AM via web

RT: TammyLynn_17
RT @jonreed: following Ricky Martin's shock announcement, Obama has just revealed that he is black, and the Pope that he is Catholic.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 7:17:29 AM via TweetDeck Retweeted by you and 2 others

Way beyond Augmented Reality - your skin is a touchscreen! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8587486.stm
Friday, March 26, 2010 6:07:23 PM via web

Meanwhile, Down Under: http://bit.ly/9qd1HE
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:37:21 PM via web

RT: altimet
RT @modaismail: #memorisekolah fungsi buku matematik adalah untuk bermain 'conquer'..tidak lebih dari itu..

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:02:17 PM via SocialScope Retweeted by you and 2 others

RT: tanyeehou
This is good! RT @timothyteoh: New post: Proof: Jakim Creates Online Poll on Caning Controversy, then Cheats w Results http://goo.gl/fb/gvC1

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:56:14 PM via TweetDeck Retweeted by you

"When a young man shaved, he might be invited to sodomy by men." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:19:18 AM via web

Wow, Iommi harmonic bends and lotsa cowbell! http://post.ly/Rbgb
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1:10:32 PM via Posterous

@jasiminne zippers make sexier sounds than velcro!
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1:39:03 AM via web


Where's Fallout Boy?
Monday, March 08, 2010 10:29:54 AM via web


My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Monday, March 08, 2010 10:29:46 AM via web

#yorais so behind he finally got on the Internet. First thing he typed: ASL?
Saturday, February 27, 2010 10:28:44 PM via mobile web

@MyRapidKL U7/U11 seems to alternate Medan Pasar/Lebuh Ampang weekly. Inconsistent and frustrating! Wait @ wrong stop and see bus speed off!
Friday, January 29, 2010 10:21:11 AM via web


ONLY the human eye focuses faster!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 2:06:00 PM via web

More depressing than being active, giving hugs and greetings or being passive, who won't, is that I am reflective - defined by my company.
Monday, January 25, 2010 7:13:59 PM via mobile web

Sukar untuk #yorais membayar *tukar mode* parking *tukar mode* kerana mesin tidak menerima pohon pitis, kupang, jokoh atau jongkong buaya.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 1:35:37 AM via web

#yorais is so old when he walks into a coffeeshop filled with white-haired uncles he asks, "do your parents know where you are?"
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:52:14 AM via web

#yorais will find out about this tomorrow on Beriteks News.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:39:55 AM via web

Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:09:59 PM via mobile web

RT: shanonshah
Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais

Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:35:23 PM via web Retweeted by you and 9 others

RT: TerencetheSUN
FB groups: Protest against the word "Allah" for Non Muslims 547 membrs; We support the use of the name Allah by all Malaysians 71,329 membrs

Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:46:55 PM via web Retweeted by you and 3 others


4:22 and 9:20 OWNED!!!
Friday, January 15, 2010 6:02:37 PM via web

@zachtay @rezasalleh what they mean: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/IDDQD http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/IDKFA
Friday, January 08, 2010 1:00:10 PM via web

"I met him in a crowded room where people go to drink away their gloom" - brilliant way to fit in a rhyme!
Monday, January 04, 2010 2:52:08 PM via web

Apasal ko beli banana? Aku nak keje kat TNB!
Monday, January 04, 2010 1:48:51 AM via web


@weiyenn you've probably already seen this but what the heck.
Monday, December 21, 2009 11:19:01 AM via web

Girl opposite my table in McDs is blasting Black Eyed Peas - I Got A Feeling on her laptop. "Commoner", I thought to myself.
Sunday, November 29, 2009 9:51:03 PM via mobile web

Went to Sony Spare Parts, showed the lady my body and got a free screw.
Friday, November 20, 2009 12:31:34 PM via mobile web

Known producer Rick Rubin for his scraggly beard and Chewbacca mane? Under all that hair he was actually good-looking! http://bit.ly/2cRfKy
Saturday, November 14, 2009 9:44:12 PM via web

I wonder if fish in fish spas get food poisoning from nail polish.
Friday, November 13, 2009 7:20:03 PM via mobile web

RT @jessbabe I think I should bring this shampoo girl back home. She makes my head feels so good #fb
Friday, November 06, 2009 4:08:45 PM via web

@asterz1218 this should be familiar! 7x7x7 Stop Motion Assembly... http://bit.ly/3cJGOF YOUTUBE
Friday, November 06, 2009 4:07:31 PM via web

Sometimes I wish you'd understand... I'd never, you know... http://bit.ly/14WcLD
Monday, October 05, 2009 2:01:53 PM via web

Fail whale beached?
http://www.glaringnotebook.com/zimages/failwhalebeached.jpg

Sunday, October 04, 2009 1:48:42 AM via web

Experiencing caffeine latency.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 12:10:34 PM via mobile web

@smashpop it is not this keychain! http://bit.ly/3ibs2U
Friday, September 25, 2009 3:41:29 PM via web

Office deli closed. Favorite nasi lemak beside Maybank closed. Only one stall open downhill. Had fried rice and an egg for breakfast. Weird.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:56:44 AM via web


My next phone must have a NVidia Tegra dev chip, so I can play Augmented Reality games!
Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:46:00 AM via web

@randomleech beat me to making a site! Not that I would, but I would love to. Here's more IMMA LET YOU FINISH http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/
Friday, September 18, 2009 12:03:43 PM via web

DANG! Somebody beat me to it! http://bit.ly/14sSaj
Thursday, September 17, 2009 3:46:49 PM via web

When I'm in a architecturally complex place, I fantasize making it a Counter-Strike map. With time and grid paper, maybe! Jaya One is sweet.

Monday, September 14, 2009 10:08:30 AM via web

There's that nice feeling of relief after farting, like shitting just without stopping what you're doing to go to the toilet and clean up.

Thursday, September 10, 2009 4:34:40 AM via mobile web

@duuuhvina you sat on chewing gum and had a sticky ass situation. Also you can tell your kids not to swallow gum or face gummy bums!
Monday, August 24, 2009 1:15:09 AM via mobile web

if (e.wantStay(i)) {public person self; self.stay(24)}; void self_leave() {e.notify("self==self")} #songsincode

Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:13:00 AM via web


Classic Malaysian ad of the 90's.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:27:38 AM via web

I went out and got a shower without any meteor.
Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:56:27 AM via web

@duuuhvina if I was a thin alley cat I would mosey up to you too.
Monday, August 10, 2009 10:42:15 AM via web

#nevertrust a dude in a tunic
Sunday, August 09, 2009 7:42:58 AM via web

The iPhone 3Gs was delayed so that Malaysians can never have the latest iPhone.
Friday, July 31, 2009 10:54:33 AM via web

There is something about RHCP's first 4 albums that wakes you up in the morning. Flea's thumbs are like morning jumping jacks!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:52:31 AM via web

Do men with multiple wives hate it when their periods synchronize?
Sunday, July 19, 2009 5:12:02 AM via web

My nose is more sensitive than Michael Jackson.
Thursday, July 09, 2009 4:52:28 PM via web

@klue Went to neighborhood doctor who sounded and looked like Robin Williams in Nine Months, just Indian. No high fever so I'm clear!
Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:39:19 AM via web

I have just discovered that hot Horlicks and chicken satay go really well together.
11:59 PM Jun 28th, 2009 via web

Replies: 2

Reply #2
Albert Ng, 3:18:32 AM 19th July 2010
Ah yes I remember seeing that. :D Though I have to admit... I only blog my Tweets as filler when I don't have time to blog properly. :(

Reply #1
ShaolinTiger, 5:19:34 PM 16th July 2010
Heh all my Tweets are automagically archived on my blog once a week :)

And my blog is automagically backed up weekly, so no chance of losing any of it!

http://www.shaolintiger.com/category/twitter/

Plus these updates are excluded from my RSS feed, archives page and front page so they aren't even disruptive.


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