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fiftynineminutes (not too late)
Posted by Albert, 5:20:40 PM 29th September 2006 in Pictures

So I went for fiftynineminutes, by The Oral Stage, took pictures, and was entertained!

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One of the reasons why I like going to plays - the play-watching chicks! (Suanie I swear I didn't intend to crop you! My camera is not wi... er, nevermind.)

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The photographer chicks!

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Patricia Low plays a mixed up nationality maid. I couldn't place her accent, but she was cute in an adorable way, how she shuffled about in between each story, arranging props for the next scene. Yup, it was a very clever way of avoiding turning off the lights, while being entertained in between shows.

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Best Foot Forward was apparently written as a comedy but interpreted as a drama. I had some hesitation, it being written by Rauf Fadzilla, who wrote the freakiest play in Rojak!, that howling Damnation piece.

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Lam Wai Yee in Mother Tongue, who plays an actress who does a myriad of annoying roles.

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But hell...

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...she is hot. Fireangel thinks so too. *paging for Lainie*

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Then, there was Fruitcake, a haunting drama...

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...with guest appearance by Gary Ooi, last seen in The Shape Of Things.

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Krystle Wong, super cuuute in Showers Of Flowers. I think this picture explains what it's about.

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...I think.

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TRACK, about a couple making love over dinner. With ropes.

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Johann Lim does a hilarious monologue - The World's Smelliest Durian, about a man who dreams to build the world's tallest durian tower.

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I didn't understand The Ground Floor until Emilie asked me, "What is the lowest ground floor you can think of?"

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Spot the Priya on the far-right, playing the horny necrophiliac!

Very worth the RM10, especially the durian monologue. Youth theater, for youths, for people who don't want to go and get mind-f-ed, rid of pretentiousness. Well, minus the wavering accents that is. But that is a problem here anyway - actors/actresses are encouraged to use their real accents, because few people can consistently do another accent well. However, thespians here are urban, educated people who have had some smattering of another country, giving different accents. So when you have somebody with a British accent talk to somebody with an American accent, you can't help but be annoyed.

KY Speaks also reviewed it. Fireangel too! Thanks Emilie for the friends-and-family-screening invite!

Yes, you can still catch it; it last run is this October 1st 2006. Details here!

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Are you a musician?
Posted by Albert, 12:07:28 PM 28th September 2006 in Pictures, Love, Jokes

In 13 days, October 11th 2006 to be exact, I would have not cut my hair for 2 years. (Minus the 500th-day sideburn trim.)

I think I'll keep it for a while, still, for I have found more reasons to treasure my hair lately. For one, it's never the same; meet me 3 months later and you'd think I had a different hairstyle. What cheaper way to have different styles of hair than to leave it to grow through phases? (short, slight thickness, poking your eyes, poking your nose, poking your mouth, so heavy your hair doesn't puff, shoulder-length, long-enough-to-tuck-under-armpits-length, covering-your-bosom-length, covering-your-navel-length, replacing-your-... er, nevermind.)

My plan, after growing it till it makes no difference, would be to make dreadlocks, and then go bald, and then look like a boy again. But then I'd miss headbanging like so.

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(Credits to smashpOp for taking these pictures.)

Anyway.

I was at my distraught-friend's birthday party, sitting at this rather quiet sober table with this guy and two hot chicks. Let's label them hot chicks as Lisa and Shel.

The guy was telling stories about how he was hopelessly gentlemanly with girls, and how his friends tell him off for being a nice guy.

He once bought a girl a Hush Puppy, stuffed a RM1,800 ring inside, stitched it up, and intended to tell her on their anniversary... except of course, they didn't get that far. (He couldn't sneak back and switch it with a new one because he'd face a butchering.)

Despite him sounding all sweet and pathetic-to-gain-adorability, he treaded the careful line between pathetic and AWWW. The girls were lapping it all up! Shel, this particular chick which I'd been checking out, her eyes were affixed on him, body and knees pointed in his direction, looking at him eagerly, with an expression that read, "And then? And then? Tell me more stories of how you are the last remaining gentleman in town!"

She held that position even when he left to refill our drinks for us.

When he returned, he told stories of how he had to live alone for 3 weeks when his parents went overseas. He didn't know how to operate the washing machine! (Hence my independence manifesto.)

And so, I sat there, listening to his stories, how he told it, analysing his method.

Anyway.

The birthday girl came over to our table to talk to us.

Birthday-girl: LISAAA! I LOVE YOUR HAIRRR!!! *squeals*
Lisa: Thanks! I wish I didn't cut it though, I prefer it like his! His hair is nice! (She pointed to me.)

I then said "Thank you!" and I untied my hair, letting it loose.

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Shel, who had previously been paying full attention to the other guy, turned swiveled (with knees and all) to me. She looked at me intently and asked:

"Are you a musician?"

OMG PWNED! :D



(I normally detest 1337speak, but it had to be used in this context.)

Does anybody want to hear the rest of the story anyway?

P.S. Interestingly, my hair grosses out my gay friend. He claims that whatever he likes, a girl will like too, and whatever he doesn't like, a girl wouldn't like either. So I have found the exception to the rule, to stop attracting guys and yet entice girls! I think.

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In A Food Mood
Posted by Albert, 2:18:20 AM 27th September 2006 in Pictures

And now, for another rare subject on my blog - food!

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Left column, top to bottom: How many bottles of beer on the ramp?; you can tell by the shadow that it's happy hour; Mecca Cola for those who think Coca Cola is unholy.
Right column, top to bottom: Guess how big this cup is; mixed-up buttered kaya-dripping peanut-spread breads with swapped toppings; the obscenely thick layer of butter on my mixed-up order at Wong Kok Char Chan Teng.

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O'briens, sandwiches for the health-conscious.

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Vivo American Pizza serves not so obscenely strong-tasting turkey ham and mushroom cheese baked rice. My favorite! It has now become the only place I figure is worth my money in The Curve, really.

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Somewhere in Dang Wangi...

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...lies a window, that is on the side of...

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...Yut Kee, excellent non-halal pork-tinged Chinese food. Top-right: toast; bottom-right: roti babi (pig bread).

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Got a craving, but don't want to finish a snack in one go? Lengthen the life of your snack by getting something hot, like Lays Stax Barbecue flavor (their Vinegar flavor lasted a few snacking sessions because of its sourness!) Don't forget to balance it with fire extinguishers in case it gets too hot for your tongue.

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Alright, so I couldn't resist taking yet another picture of the moon... cake.

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All this blogging about food has made the hamsters hungry.

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I Blog You
Posted by Albert, 3:07:29 AM 26th September 2006 in Pictures, Geek

And now, for a rare subject on my blog - people!

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Left column, top to bottom: Guess whose skinny hand that is; Cheryl flashed at 1/500th of a second in Shutter Priority mode, so the background is properly exposed instead of being burnt out; Bryan Chin is smokin'; Jaya Jusco Equine Park is so empty, the security guards and cleaners take part in the contests.
Right column, top to bottom: Yes that's right, the skinny hands belong to Davina, a (now very) skinny musical ensemble/arthouse film star/independent movie star, so please feed her so that she may regain her original weight (as in this picture with hippos stuck to her); Cheesie has nailed the art of advertising my phone; papparazzi.

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Watching this guy walk was hilarious.

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Oh, just one of those KL International Motorshow girls I happen to know, that's all...

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Shaz, behind a slanted polarizer, in Hartamas Square.

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Slinky, after setting my camera's white balance to a strong green wall.

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It looks like Cheryl, sitting on the railing in the back, is sitting on Bryan's head.

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smashpOp knows no bounds when it comes to creative camwhoring.

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Have you ever come back to your car to find drunken chicks on your boot?

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Finally, pictures of... myself, reflecting.

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Long exposures with the aid of a blue light. I don't remember what the blue light was though!

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As a bonus, here's another quiz: Guess where this is, and which blogger I think the orange bear looks like! As always, the winner will get pimped with at least one paragraph.

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Win a Sony T30, YO!
Posted by Albert, 12:26:57 PM 25th September 2006 in General

This time around, I am pimping things I can't enter or am not necessarily going for.

Xfresh, and I coded that promo. Yeah, you can report bugs to me.

Also, another pimping:

What: Freedom.Film.Fest.2006, a 3-day film fest featuring documentaries from local and foreign filmmakers, amateurs, communities... the works. Come and be blown away by the social issues and controversies running rampant in our society and around the globe.
Where: Taylor's College Subang Jaya
When: 29th September 2006 - 1st October 2006
How Much: FREE! Just email fffreservations@gmail.com to get your invites or turn up on the day and get it there!!

More details at http://freedomfilmfest.komas.org/ or call Effa 016 653 1167.

I'm not quite keen, having seen one too many indie flicks, and not being of activist blood.

Either entertain, or give the viewer a message, but don't kill them with mundane repetition in the process. We've had enough of experiments of 5 minute scenes of a person staring into nothingness while feeding mosquitos in a art gallery that is not that art gallery.

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!yvaN ehT nioJ
Posted by Albert, 1:21:39 AM 25th September 2006 in Pictures, Travelling

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Many do not know this, but on the 16th of August 2006, I was actually in the United States of America.

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Joining me were colleagues, including smashpOp.

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Clockwise from top-left: The journey to Westport, Port Klang; the USS Enterprise, the world's oldest nuclear-powered aircraft carrier; hangar entrance; the companion ships.

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Gee Todd, kinda nifty, y'think?

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Clockwise from top-left: Pilots are given codenames, like "Shag"; these guys get "Dirt" and "Sticky"; plane ol' hangar round; sign of the times.

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Aircraft carriers are rushed to the scene, because quite simply, planes would not have enough fuel to be immediately deported to a situation.

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Clockwise from top-left: What reaction would you give to eight nuclear reactors?; this was also where Top Gun was shot; nosing around; the walk down from the flight deck.

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In other unrelated pictures on the same day, while waiting for the bus to take us in with security clearance, we spotted this naturally-cooled lorry...

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...and had time for panning shots, too.

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Oh, and a morning sun, much earlier.

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Tag Race
Posted by Albert, 2:29:42 AM 24th September 2006 in Pictures, Geek, Jokes

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13th July, 2006, some Tamiya racecar circuit in One Utama.

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Toyota Scion xB! The ultimate pimpin' box car!

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Set your shutter speed to 1/30th of a second to get this panning shot. Or just zoom all the way in, set your EV to +2 and ISO to 50 or 80 for similiar effect.

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Suzuki Swift!

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1/20th of a second, 140mm focal length (at 35mm equivalent) to get this panning shot.

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Do-riff-too!

And now, to pad this blog entry.

Oh Joy, you tagged me!

AWESOME PEOPLE I WANNA MEET:
- Davina Goh, because she comes to mind first when I think of awesome.
- Suzanne Lee, so I can molest... her camera.
- Keanu Reeves, because they say I look like him, and I'd like to take a picture with him to find out.
- the Angel Of Death, because I want to borrow his scythe. I could think of a thousand uses for a scythe!

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
- oxygen, because you need that to start a fire.
- my Nokia N70, who provides me companionship on those long journeys.
- my clothes, it helps me from being jumped on by swarms of nubile girls.
- rock and roll, because I love rock and roll.

I WISH I COULD:
- avoid coming to friends' minds when they are doing blog memes and have to pick friends to tag
- cut down this meme from 5 items to 4. Oh well, I took the liberty of doing that already.
- walk over and tell people how I feel.
- clear the backlog of stuff I have to blog about.

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME: (For once, 5 is not enough.)
- Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
- Incubus - Summer Romance
- Prince - Sexy MF
- The Doors - Light My Fire (has Jim Morrison ever come to you in a dream?)

I WANT:
- chicks such that people would tell me to get a room. :D
- to do only things that will improve or contribute to the wellness and progression of society (or self, at least...)
- to be your backdoor man. (Damn those naked men coming to you in dreams!)
- to rearrange the order of some of the questions in this meme. Oh well, did that already.

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS:
- through a mirror?
- looking ten years older.
- acting ten years older (or at least, the more desirable attributes of that age...)
- writing 2016 on dates, and not 2015.

RANDOM FACTS:
- I don't roll over and sleep.
- My right sideburn grows faster than my left, and my beard gravitates to my right sideburn.
- I don't block people on MSN.
- The Nile in Egypt is the longest river in the world.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
- I smoke. (The tainted teeth are a result of Teh Tarik.)
- I am a druggie. (The stoned look is a result of lack of sleep, updating my blog in hopes of entertaining all you bored people.)
- I have the height of a NBA basketball player. (My face just looks tall.)
- I have a big camera. (I'm often sighted with a friend's camera, be it Tarquin's or Jacintha's or Shaz's or Asyraf's.)

I TAG:
- whoever I can catch. I'm going to count to 5 and start chasing!

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Rainbows And Polarizers
Posted by Albert, 3:58:52 AM 23rd September 2006 in Pictures, Geek

Time for some long-procrastinated camera geeking.

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So it was a hot drive down to Ampang, when I tried to capture the light distortion from the sizzling heat by putting a polarizer filter in front of my camera.

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And whoa, what did I see? Rainbows!

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Turns out that sunlight, which then reflects off coated surfaces on a car's glass, is polarized...

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...and when it comes through the polarizer filter, some wavelengths are cut off, causing the rainbow effect. However, it varies between car; a Perodua Rusa's rainbow patterns are like grilles. This was shot from smashpOp's Proton Gen.2; you can see the coating's effect on the sky, but it is most obvious against other cars.

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What if you don't have a coated window? What if you're not shooting from inside a vehicle? Simple. Cut a piece of plastic from a plastic microwaveable box and tuck it in front of the polarizer filter.

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And so, you can still shoot rainbows!

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You may think that thick plastic may lower image quality, but it does fine, adding a soft diffuse effect to this picture (no color or levels adjustments made, to show the effect.)

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Same goes for this dreamy evening.

An even more interesting idea would be to use a polarizer to shoot real rainbows; the effect of the rainbow might be maximized, or striped, depending on the angle. I can't wait to find out.

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OBsession artSCENE
Posted by Albert, 12:02:21 PM 22nd September 2006 in Music, General

This following entry is copied from my Xfresh article. Without pictures, though.

What: Anak Bulan Di Kampong Wa' Hassan
Where: Pentas 2, Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Center
When: 20-23 Sept @ 8.30pm and 23-24 Sept @ 3pm
How Much: RM25 and RM10 (students, disabled & senior citizens); you can get tickets at KLPac (03-4047 9000 / tickets@klpac.com) or The Actors Studio @ Bangsar Shopping Center (03-2094 9400 / tickets@theactorsstudio.com.my)
Who: Writer: Alfian bin Sa'at, Director & Performer: Gene Sha Rudyn

More details here.

Gene Sha Rudyn plays all the characters in this play; various people seen in a Kampung. The kampung is slowly being destroyed, but the play does not talk too much about that; instead, he paints a colorful picture of a merry kampung, with all its characters.

I've never lived in a kampung, yet from what I've seen on TV, read in Lat cartoons, I could relate. He effortlessly alternates between an Indian ice-cream seller and a Chinese minimart owner in a heated argument. He pokes fun of stereotypes (for example, in that scene, he points at a Malay guy, who is just looking and not doing anything.)

Gene also switches from characters instantaneously and effortlessly. I wondered how the lighting director could keep up with it. He also had very consistent voice imitations. There was also trademark Malay humor; for example, in one scene he puts on a most serious face and goes "Aku menangis, tapi dia tak nampak, pasal hujan lebat."

Despite the easily accessible entertainment value, there were deeper themes and messages; one gripping scene has him crying, playing a homosexual man who was kicked out of his village because of his sexual preference.

Rating: 9/10

And now, for other pimpage!

What: A Malaysian Affair: A Tapestry Of Malaysian Songs
Where: The Actors Studio, Bangsar Shopping Center
When: 6th-7th October (8:30pm) and 8th October (3:00pm)
How Much: RM30 and RM40 (adult); RM25 and RM35 (12 years and below) + RM2 (Axcess Charge)
Who: The Young KL Singers

Oh, and there are lucky draw prizes on all 3 shows; holiday packages for 2 sponsored by Berjaya Hotels & Resorts worth up to RM4,000.

Yes, Jacintha, I'm going.

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21 Inches Of Love
Posted by Albert, 3:49:15 AM 21st September 2006 in Rants, Pictures, Geek

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So I got myself a 21" Cathode Ray Tube (CRT) monitor. Most specifically, an IBM 6558 P202, a 21" behemoth running at 1600x1200 resolution at 85 hertz. Multiply 1200 by 85 hz to get its maximum vertical refresh rate; 102 khz.

LCD Rant

No, it's not a Liquid Crystal Display (LCD) monitor. I hate current LCDs in the market, as the technology has not matured. The Dell 17" LCDs I use at the office are very comfortable and look good, but they run at a slow 16ms update rate (thus being useless for games). The Samsung 17" LCDs in the office, meanwhile, run faster at 12ms, but no matter how I adjusted the moire and patterns, I could never get consistent sharpness or a comfortable view. 19" LCDs can reach 1440x900, while 17" LCDs max out at 1280x1024 resolution. A 17" CRT does 1024x768, which is lower... but most 19" CRTs do 1600x1200 at 85hz (except Samsungs), and some even allow 2048x1536 at 60hz! A 21" CRT usually has the same pixel clock and thus, same resolutions, just at a bigger scale.

I also had to keep adjusting the Samsung LCD's brightness (when I had to use it at the office). It would be uncomfortably dim one moment and bright the next, so I had to adjust it about... each hour. I love Samsung CRTs, just not Samsung LCDs.

I see dead pixels.

LCDs are sold with a warning that says that as a part of the manufacturing process, a few pixels may be dead, meaning they stay a certain color no matter what you're looking at. Unless there are seven dead pixels (or worse, 1%, which is 13 thousand pixels on a 1280x1024 display), you can't get it replaced under warranty.

CRT manufacturers don't chicken out.

L C Death

Cherrie's Dell laptop's LCD died after one year of extensive usage. Edrei's Toshiba laptop's LCD died after 2.5 years of extensive usage. I don't know if this will happen to desktop LCDs too, but hey, I've had my good Samsung CRT for 5 years already.

Buying an LCD is not an investment for the future. I'd stay with my CRT, and buy an LCD later if it gets cheaper and better than CRTs.

Color And Gamma

CRTs also have accurate color and gamma. A major annoyance (going from my 5-years-and-20-days-old Samsung SyncMaster 750s CRT to the Dell LCD at work) is how the Dell tends to brighten the shadows, especially dark mids, giving the picture a dry, desaturated look. The Dell is already at minimum brightness, and the Samsung, its maximum brightness!

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The upper picture is an example of what I'd see on a CRT; the lower one is on a LCD. It brings out the ugly compression of JPG, which doesn't look so nice in the shadows.

NVidia's Display Optimization Wizard helps you to set the correct color and gamma for your monitor. In my Samsung's case, it was 70% brightness. However, if I was to Photoshop pictures to follow my Samsung's brightness, it would be so much brighter on another CRT (on an unbranded Medion 17" CRT, 0% brightness was my Samsung's 100%, and 0% brightness on the Dell LCD was still much brighter than my Samsung's 100%. But NVidia says that everything should be darker, really.)

Brightness Correction

And so, I left my Samsung at 100% brightness, and adjust gamma in Photoshop to look slightly dark (but with detail hidden in darker mids). It wouldn't turn out so bad on the Dell. Meanwhile, on the Dell, I had to brighten the mids just a bit. If you noticed, my latest pictures all have blacker shadows; darker mids bring stronger color and more saturation, and pictures with a lot of darks also have smaller filesizes using JPG compression.

Price Wise

A 19" CRT is also the same price as a 17" LCD, and does better resolution, doesn't mess with your colors, better gamma, and is better for games too. My computer table is the same size; we've always had space for CRTs until recently, so why are you all complaining about space?

P.S. I got mine secondhand. It had defocusing towards the left and right of the screen, so I got a discount, whee! The defocusing was quite annoying at 1600x1200 when reading small text, so I bumped up the font sizes for everything. (Well give it a break, it was 7 years old.) I could afford to do so at such a resolution! For games and movies, the defocusing didn't matter, since we only pay attention to the middle of the screen. Watching a DVD full-screen has never been so visceral on a computer before! Also, such high resolution means that the DVD doesn't look sharp enough for the screen!

Why'd I get it?
The Medion 17" monitor, after fixing, had the same problem again. So I put it aside, moved the Samsung 17" monitor from the primary computer (on the right) to the secondary computer (on the left), and the IBM 21" to the primary computer. The last time I had two monitors of different sizes was in November 2002, with a shitty Princeton EO950 19" CRT. Click here to see a 17" versus a 19". :D

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One Minute Short
Posted by Albert, 1:07:54 PM 20th September 2006 in General

What: The Oral Stage presents fiftynineminutes; original short plays and monologues
When: 8:30pm, Thursday 28th September to Sunday 1st October 2006
Where: The Dram Projects, BG-6, Happy Mansion Apartments, Jalan 17/13, 46400 Petaling Jaya
How Much: RM10; contact Louisa Low at 016-3757833
Who: A cast of 22 young thespians doing 7 monologues and short plays

Yep, brought to you by the same people from Rojak!.

Yes I'm going, oh Emilie.

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Ambitschin'
Posted by Albert, 5:36:51 PM 19th September 2006 in Rants, Travelling, General

Recent events have led to a wake up call. A good blow to the head.

If you asked me 5 days ago where I saw myself in 5 years from now, I wouldn't know. Heck, I hated those ambition-type questions to the core, me being a laidback hippie, a voluntary honorary red ant. Is everybody supposed to be a managing director at the age of 25? I like hands-on programming. I don't want to be giving orders to subordinates, who I feel would not do the job the way I want it. John Carmack has always been a hardcore programmer for id Software, despite co-owning it! His dedication and passion is what kept their game engines top-notch.

Move Out
I plan to move out of my parents' house sometime.

I've never given it thought. I've never thought that I should, or that I would. Until recently.

Just like in Failure To Launch, there really isn't a reason to move out. I do not hate my parents. I'm not inseparable from them either. I come home just to sleep, use the computer, fix the computer, provide free ASTRO for my family (it's a company perk) and eat dinner. Sometimes. My Nokia N70's alarm clock is more annoying than previous Nokias I've had, but I am still coming back after gigs at 2am and sleeping right through the alarm. That's where family comes in. The human alarm clock.

I don't need to move out. I don't get cigarette withdrawal symptoms at home. I don't get the munchies. (I don't smoke or do weed.) I don't have a curfew. They've never said that I can't bring girls into my room but I don't, because I am shyyy. :o

I was never forced to live independently before, since I went to college at Informatics KL, which was very near the Ampang Park LRT station. Perhaps, if I was studying Game Design in Multimedia University, Melacca (and then Cyberjaya) I'd be forced to experience it. Perhaps, if I came to the Klang Valley to study, from say Ipoh, I'd be forced to.

At this point, being forced to go for National Service would be good for me. It teaches kids to be independent! It really isn't about learning how to fire guns. It's about getting some muscles, a bit of a tan, and watching your back as you pick up the soap.

Where To?

Preferably somewhere in the middle of everything, like KL Sentral or Bangsar. Of course, both areas are prime property, so Seputeh, Brickfields and Kerinchi are cheaper options.

Oh, and it would have to be next to an LRT station, so even schoolgirls can come to my place... and play with my Transformers and watch me play guitar. I'm a private person and only do private performances, unless under inhibition-inhibiting substances.

Getting Around

I love the LRT and fully support it. It's too bad people aren't patient enough to live with it. A banged up car, and the cost of banging it back into shape, could be half a Kancil. Plus I could park anywhere without worrying. I wouldn't put my junk in the backseat.

But really, do I need a car?

NO.

I am one of those people who can live with long bus rides. I've got my phone and loads of Symbian games. I've got my pen and paper and a Rubik's Cube. I've always got something to mentally occupy myself with.

I just want a car so I can pick up chicks.

...and maybe come home late after clubbing in some place where taxis exorbitantly charge RM50 just to exit Subang/Sunway. But then, I shouldn't be drinking and driving, so... do you see the irony here?

If I got married, I'd rather she drive while I take the bus. I might have a car, but it's a matter of having a choice. (Like KL Commuter, a blog about public transportation in Malaysia, says.)

I'd hate myself the moment I find myself unable to ride the LRT.

Saving Up?

Since I'm so good at starting things and not finishing them, I shall exercise the policy of buying a functional item and then not upgrading it. For example, I was getting restless with my (sister's) acoustic guitar, and wanted a lickable butterscotch Ibanez GSA 370-QM AM electric guitar badly. Just as I had the money for it, I failed for the first time in college. Plans were delayed, and the itch subsided.

Similiarly, I have a Canon Powershot A520, a functional geek camera with manual features. The itch is currently high to get a digital SLR... but I've a feeling that that too, will pass. I already have one item of camera. That cash could go to the car.

"Dad, I'm gonna move out. Can you buy me a Kancil?"

That's not the point. Complete, true independence is the point.

...of course, provisions will be made for a gradual transition, but I will do as much as I am able to.

Food

I can't don't know how to haven't tried to cook, but I have a whole lot of hair that I can afford to lose, by eating a carton of instant cup noodle. I'm used to my family's kitchen mishaps, so if my cooking sucked I'd be pretty used to it. :D

Drinks

I'm still at the age where I enjoy just having a sober conversation at a mamak compared to having a sober conversation in the smoky nethers of a pub or bistro. Alcohol is great, yeah, but just like food it goes in and goes out. Starbucks, too. Yeah, so I'm not big on coffee or alcohol. You could say that I haven't cultivated such cultured tastes... but I should be thankful I don't have such costly preferences. Ramli Burger anytime!

Changes, Plans

Self-preparation is the plan.

But first, I need to start practising as if I was independent at home, while I save up.

Cut Off Alarming Dependence

Tune myself to the alarm. It will be unavoidable that I will lack sleep. If I sleep at 2am, I'd only wake up automatically 8 hours later. However, there have been occurences where I remind myself before I sleep that the batteries are charging downstairs... and when I wake up, I actually remember to look for them. I set three alarms 15 minutes apart, and the jackpot's on the third.

When I move, my room will be a mark of minimalism. Wardrobe in a box, the rest of my junk in a box, sofabed, computer table, office chair, fan (air-cond gives me the sniffles) and a toilet.

I felt that this blog entry would've been better written last night, since all the points were running in my head all day, but I decided to get off my lazy ass and clean up my room. How would I live the minimalist concept if I had heaps of boxes and papers around?

Thanks Ms. B. and best friend for helping me come to this realization. I've been such a dependent person for so long. (And shameless and stupid too.) I just don't know where to hide my face in shame.

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Rocking 4 Hope
Posted by Albert, 5:39:26 PM 18th September 2006 in Pictures, Music

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And on the 9th of September 2006, I went for Yvonne Foong's Rock 4 Hope charity concert.

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Pinky Khoo and another emcee.

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A Day At The Zoo, from Yvonne's church, played a few pop rock covers...

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...a few hard rock originals...

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...but they seemed most at home with anything funky.

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Projector! This was last seen at the Shout! Frequency Cannon And Friends gig, also held at the Sunway Multipurpose Hall.

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God forbid that A Day At The Zoo play after hard-rocking A-list Malaysian virtuoso rock band, Deja Voodoo Spells.

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Mie holds the fort on bass...

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...and waits for Ainol to be done with his bass solo.

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Double-tappers! Mie did Rasa Sayang, Doraemon and the Super Mario theme. Like a Zack on bass.

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Finally, Rithan played the song I'd been bugging Edge Of Fire to play for ages - Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody! Of course, they cut out the choral bits to fully rock out, following it with Queen - Stone Cold Crazy.

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Tarty
Posted by Albert, 2:25:17 PM 18th September 2006 in General

Pineapples tarts are heaven.

Pineapples appear on pizzas, but kids pull them from their cheese beds and toss them aside.

Pineapples appear in fruit punch, but kids drink the punch, leaving the pineapples behind.

Pineapple tarts, however, are always a hit.

It's like pineapples were created by God to decorate fruit baskets and make pineapple tarts.

Pardon this picture-less post, I'm unable to connect to my FTP server at the moment.

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Moonshaped
Posted by Albert, 11:44:18 PM 12th September 2006 in Pictures, Music

What: Moonshine, a homemade acoustic show
Who: Tempered Mental, Kluk Kluk Adventure, One Buck Short, Pete Teo, Kohl
When: 9:30pm, 14th September 2006
Where: Laundry Bar, The Curve
How much: Free, but you'll get thirsty cheering for the hard-rocking bands and drooling at the chicks

More details here.



I also went for The Shape Of Things, as a reviewer for Xfresh.

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I've already written about it here, so let the pictures do the talking.

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Proper drama in a play, for once! After all those philosophical meaningful thought-provoking plays come this, a play whose meanings do not need a toilet seating to understand. Do you go to plays to watch them orate puzzles... or perform and be entertained? A lot of meaning was obvious, though deeper thoughts might reveal more. Was the surprise twist at the end out of spite?

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Eve plans to deface a painting, and the nerdy security guard Adam tries to stop her. While the play was about love, there was a underlining parallel reference to art, like in lines like:
"When Picasso took a shit, he didn't call it art. He knew the difference. That's what made him Picasso."

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Maybe he'd be able to, with such a rifle (shown outside, in set designer Jia Wei's garage clearance.

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Meanwhile, Eve breaks Adam in. Conversation is natural and not staged, with proper dynamics and pacing. Phew. Some of the other plays I'd seen were like 10-minute grindcore songs. (Grindcore songs are under 2 minutes for good reason.)

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Kinky with cameras.

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However, while she managed to shape him into a good-looking, confident man, she failed to control his loyalty. On the plus side, she successfully changed a man... while on the minus side, he went to the woods with his roommate's fiancee.

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While the drama may seem exaggerated, we probably know someone who has gone through that.

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Some, myself included, may be able to relate to some of the characters in the play at any one time. There was also Two Inch Paperheart, who played U2-like background music in between scenes.

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Broken Scar, Everybody!
Posted by Albert, 12:50:22 PM 11th September 2006 in Pictures, Geek, Music

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Now, for pictures from Broken Scar's final farewell show, 7th September 2006.

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Ariff Akhir of The Sofa Sessions: Eh Daphne, you know ah, you damn pretty lah. I like you.
Daphne the emcee: Ehehehe thank you!

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The Sofa Sessions, featuring bass slut Alda. I used 1/3rd-power flash, ISO 200, 1/25th (to expose the colored lighting but keep motion blur down). The 1/3rd-power flash helped to increase detail in the shadows, especially on Alda's face, but not enough to give him an unsightly blue/white tint.

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Top left: Sometimes, slow-shutter flash can make interesting effects; bottom-left: Veelan, who runs Jamasia, looks like Gene Frenkle of that famous Saturday Night Live Cowbell skit; right: Daphne shows off her legs.

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Spot the odd one out of Qings & Kueens.

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Yep, Ariff is not a band slut. Meng played bass for Qings & Kueens, filling in for Kevin Theseira. Vima, frontman, was cracking jokes non-stop. :D

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And now, for Broken Scar, stealing Paul of Qings & Kueens.

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Another picture with 1/3rd-power flash; Alda's face would be dark otherwise.

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They played a cover of KISS - Rock And Roll All Night!

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I recognize this act from another band!

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Post-gig interview.

Kevin, have a safe flight. I'll miss the philosophical car rides to gigs, and untying my hair and headbanging!

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My, So Jam. Best!
Posted by Albert, 8:05:58 PM 10th September 2006 in Pictures, Geek, Music

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And now for pictures from the Cineleisure MYSO Jamfest, dated 15th July 2006. WHOA!

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How do you get to Cineleisure Damansara? Follow The Street! (Note the upside-down trashcans.)

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Live music in front of La Cucur, place of scorching hot Teh Tarik.

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Clockwise from top-left: Graffiti; artist at work; sumo wrestlers taking a break; headless rodeo.

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Before K-sized cars, there were these...

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Top: Estranged atop the Xfresh Xplorer; bottom-left: Stonebay; bottom-right: Edge Of Fire.

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There was also a skate competition, but I don't know the names of the tricks so here are some slow-shutter pictures.

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It was a sunny evening, so to get perceptible motion blur, I used ISO 50 and Aperture Priority, with the aperture set to F8, the darkest possible for my camera, to get as slow a shutter speed as possible.

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Alright, so there's also some cheap attempt at desaturation.

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Don't judge me I'm slipping!

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This would be a normal shot without slow shutter.

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This was zoomed all the way in with F8 and ISO 50, the shutter speed was still a quick 1/60th of a second. However, panning (following the subject through the optical viewfinder) gives a blurry background.

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The dudes don't look too impressed.

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Traffic King
Posted by Albert, 4:28:53 PM 6th September 2006 in Rants, Travelling

Here's a post in the style of politics, a break from the pictures. 'sides, I'm trying to cut down on my bandwidth usage, hence the 10 posts per page (instead of the usual 20.) It's just temporary until I work out a good ratio of text to pictures.

"We do not want your money. Keep your money. We only want you to behave and drive safely. We do not want a single sen from you," Transport Minister Datuk Seri Chan Kong Choy said in The Sun newspaper today.

This was in response to the police decreasing traffic summons penalties.

...and hey, I agree. If the policeman really gave a damn, he'd be giving you a good lecture. "You dumbass! Don't you know how many famous-car-blog-owners have crashed cars due to lack of sleep and excess of alcohol? Kau tau tak? You think you're invincible and have jedi-like reflexes? Have you met my baton?"

A lot of my friends and colleagues drive recklessly. Tailgating. Honking unneccessarily (Leech, you have balls of steel, let's hope nobody deranged enough stops and gets out.) Going fast near junctions when we don't know exactly where to go. Speeding while following some other car at a junction in a residential area (and then having the cheek to ask the car coming from the left if he didn't see him coming.) Like dude, didn't you know that it was your fault too?

I also know someone who was waiting for someone else to come out of a parking spot... when a Kancil zoomed in and took his spot. My friend rolled down the window and shouted, but the Kancil driver waited until my friend drove off. My friend memorized the spot and came back later with a twenty-sen coin to scratch the Kancil. Don't think he won any prize though.

Dumbass in case being the parking-lot stealer, of course. Look, there is an order of precedence in life, and the same applies for classes of vehicles as well.

Size matters.

On the road, you can (and should only) cut in at the last moment if you're a taxi driver, bus or lorry. Oh and emergency vehicles. Yeah. Who cares if you drive a Honda? My dad's Datsun (bless its scrap metal soul in the sky) would've dented you by just trying to cut in.

Many times, I feel much safer in a taxi. Why? A cabbie explained it all:

"When you're driving to work, what are you thinking of? You're thinking of work. You're not thinking of driving. That's not your job. You have other things to think about. But us taxi drivers? Driving is our job. We're on the job. There's nothing else to think of but how to get to the destination in the fastest way possible. We use all three mirrors. We drive at least 10 hours a day. You probably drive 2 hours. That's why we're skilled. That's why we can cut in. We cheat your money sometimes, yes, but we don't want to waste our time."

I couldn't agree more. I've never seen or heard of a taxi get in an accident before.

As for cheating cabbies, don't go to cabs parked by the road, since they insist on charging more. Also, if you take a taxi after midnight, you pay 1.5 times the amount on the meter. Not double charge! Few cabbies will have the rules plastered on the door, but if you spot it you'd see that it is true. When it comes to payment, just fork out 1.5 times, and maybe round it up to the nearest Ringgit to be nice.

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The Laid Links
Posted by Albert, 5:50:21 PM 5th September 2006 in General

I've added quite a few links, seen on the sidebar of my Cubed skin, or on the About Me! page in any other skin. Yes, you can change skins for this site!

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Rock4Hope!
Posted by Albert, 12:37:59 AM 5th September 2006 in Music

Don't forget to come for Yvonne Foong's Rock4Hope!

"ROCK4HOPE is a charity concert organized to raise funds for the surgery of 20-year-old 2005 Dream Malaysia Awards winner, Yvonne Foong, to remove a tumor in the brain.

Yvonne, who spends her time studying and writing freelance articles for local dailies, is currently in need of funds to remove a brain tumor called Acoustic Neuroma that had made her deaf in both ears. The avid classical singer and pianist she once was, is now living in a world of silence.
"

Yes that's right, she cannot rock out to Deja Voodoo Spells and A Day At The Zoo! Tis indeed a pity. You know, Deja Voodoo Spells, one of the best shredder bands in Malaysia, with Rithan the frontman/guitarist shredding with Steve Vai once upon a time in Singapore?

What: Rock4Hope charity concert
Who: Deja Voodoo Spells and A Day At The Zoo
When: 7:30pm, 9th September 2006
Where: Multipurpose Hall, Sunway University College
How Much: RM20 only.

I'm going, yo. If you've secretly thought that headbanging was cool and was loads of fun, look for me and I can teach you how. :D

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Moonshines And Bazookas
Posted by Albert, 12:04:22 AM 5th September 2006 in Pictures, Music

10th August 2006, Laundry Bar, The Curve: Moonshine KL

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Zalila Lee, with Melina of Tempered Mental playing bass.

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Jerral Khor plays the same instrument Zalila is playing and sports the same cool chicken hairdo that Zalila is having.

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Brainhead.

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Slow shutter/night mode flash; flash, then move the camera about.

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Deserters were a lot more alive and a lot more indie rock.

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...I remember them being atmospheric before; perhaps the other members changed their vibe?

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Fathulistiwa Soundscapes. Fathul lost his badass long hair from before.

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Shelley Leong and band.

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Behind, the never stationary Az Samad.

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I didn't get to stay to catch the open mike acts. :(

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And now, for some time-space-continuum confusion - a slight jumble! Bottom-left: Az does a tribute to Zack Kim; bottom-right: Az duels with Alda. Top-left: Cheryl and I rock out; top-right: I steal stim-girl's funky hat. :D Yeah, the upper pictures are from the gig below.

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What gig? Project Bazooka presents Rhapsody versus Tempered Mental, 17th August 2006, Laundry Bar as well.

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The lighting makes it seem like I desaturated all the other colors, leaving only red.

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Rhapsody borrowed Tempered Mental's drummer, Jimmy...

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...and Tempered Mental's bassist and vocalist, Melina.

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Nicole the R&B/jazz/soul diva has an amazing voice.

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Are you seeing triple?

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Khai-Lee: Alright, Nicole, it's now time for Tempered Mental to play.
Nicole: But... but... I haven't finished thanking everybody yet!

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Dear God...

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...may everybody who watches buy our CD, coz we're cool, and if you buy our CD, you're cool.

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Heck, buy as many as the number of people you see in the glass!

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Alright, so Jack shreds along to Melina's progressive rock basslines; he interestingly gets a few bars to throw in a solo where there wasn't one before.

So what about the versus bit? I felt conned. Damn you Khai-Lee and Yu-Ri! Dashing my hopes. Rhapsody and Tempered Mental all got on stage, and Nicole harmonized the backing vocals (while Ywenna played keyboards) to Tempered Mental's Pure. But that was it! And we all wandered around aimlessly after that, since it ended so quickly and early.

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Blue Skies
Posted by Albert, 3:19:43 AM 4th September 2006 in Pictures

The winner for the guess what I thought of the moment I saw this quiz is Fazri. Well, I don't quite know what to pimp him with, other than that he makes excellent webcomics and takes excellent pictures with feel (very few people have the gift of taking a picture in such an emotive way) and has been my geek buddy. Too bad you dropped your long hair for a crew cut.

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And so, I shall post a few pictures in the style inspired by his; inserting pictures in between emo posts. :D Though if these pictures are emo enough, they would make the text redundant.

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I once had leaves.

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Twirly clouds.

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High and dry.

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Second to the fourth on the twenty-fifth.

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I don't know what I want... but I'd sure like it back.

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...and back to Taman Jaya.

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Final Sunrise Set
Posted by Albert, 4:37:34 AM 3rd September 2006 in Pictures, Music

And now, for pictures from the third week of Sunrise Mont Kiara Jazz & Rhythm Fest, 11th August 2006 and 12th August 2006.

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But first, a stop by Bestari...

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...for triple Indomee. :D

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Smile, Mr. Bassman...

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...you're being captured on Suzanne Lee's 70-200mm F2.8L IS USM lens. Though the body behind the lens is just as drool-worthy.

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Happy potter.

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And of course, Mr. Gambus himself, Farid Ali!

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Besides shredding fusion ethnic jazz on a funky 12-string, he also sings.

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Tinderbox, with Savy on keyboards.
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...and Eu Gene on bass.

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Damn mountie guards wouldn't let anybody take pictures. Without a pass, at least.

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Thank goodness for Shaz and his pass-getting ways, then. :D (No, that's not a picture of Shaz.)

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Familiar faces from the scene on the next day were Jimmy of Tempered Mental, Izwin of Plush Ground Xero Plush. I think.

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Andy Peterson! Where'd his guitar shop go?

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The order of the day was Noryn Aziz. Piping hot.

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As usual, stage games.

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I can't decide if stim-girl is juicier than the apple.

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"Then the piper will lead us to reason..."

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...with the Aseana Percussion Unit, featuring a guy in dreadlocks whose picture raised a smile on the face of a girl and her younger sister. This one's for you.

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"Damn, he gets all the attention."

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Obligatory black-and-white shot.

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This one's for the ladies gentlemen.

You can also read about the Second Week and First Week here.

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All Killer, No Filler
Posted by Albert, 2:00:22 AM 2nd September 2006 in Pictures

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When the signs warn you of impending death...

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Stay away.

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Sparks Fly
Posted by Albert, 5:30:22 AM 1st September 2006 in Rants, Pictures, Geek, Music

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I was at The Curve to shoot fireworks.

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I went in to Laundry Bar, to check out the crowd, and they started counting down 5 minutes early, so I rushed out, to get stuck near the bar. I present the roof as proof.

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Initial overexposure caused a torch-like effect.

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I also zoomed all the way in to try panning shots.

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Sprinkles!

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Corny ears!

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Overexposure argh. On a technical note, lower your ISO to its minimum, say ISO 50 or ISO 80, since you don't need it. Set the mode to shutter priority and dial in EV -2 (to darken the smoke clouds, and to have brightly colored trails rather than whitened out trails). Add a polarizer filter to darken the smoke clouds as well (I forgot to bring mine.) I used shutter speeds from 0.5 seconds to 1.6 seconds, looking through the viewfinder upwards. My neck hurt but I was amazed at how stable that position was! (Bring a tripod next time.)

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Shrubs.

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Splash into a mash! Handshake can be artsy.

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Faster shutter speeds capture fireworks at the apex, like floating spermatozoa.

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Watch out it's the glowing ball of energy, draining power from Cineleisure Damansara!

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Longer exposures leave room for more explosions.

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Poppy!

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Finally, a mainstream fireworks shot everybody loves.

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...and one more, for the encore.

Happy 49th Independence Day, Malaysia. I hope you'll mature and may we not be harrassed by undercover triggerhappy gunmen.

...and here's some text copied from Alda's blog.

From Paul Millott, owner, Solar Power Training Centre, 8, Resource Industrial Centre. Old Klang Road, Kuala Lumpur

The following incident occurred OUTSIDE in the car park, not inside any premises

Natasha (witness):

I was walking towards the restaurant next to Rajoo Flour Mill. Just as I saw Paul at the restaurant and went over to join him, I heard gunfire. The first two or three shots were from the opposite side of the car park, but at first I could not see the gunman.

Suddenly a crazed gunman in jeans and black T shirt appeared, running towards Paul and fired shots into the air. He did not identify himself or give any reason why he was firing his gun. He then pointed the gun at Paul and shouted "You get over there", indicating with the gun the direction he wanted him to go. He had just fired two shots about ten feet from the people seated in the restaurant They promptly ran, terrified, knocking over tables and chairs. People in the car park also ran but the gunman turned around and ordered them to come back. At this point Paul ran back to the entrance to his cafe, which was empty but one half of the two shutters was still half open. I saw two or three people rushing out of the cafe and the glass door was shattered in the panic. This was plate glass and will cost something like RM2,000 to replace. The staff had been cleaning up when the shots were fired in the car park and had fled.

Paul pulled down the shutter but by then the gunman was behind him and at once lifted the shutter back up again. I walked over to see what was going on. Paul told the gunman he could not go in because the premises were closed. He then informed Paul he was a police officer. Paul asked him for his ID and he pulled out his wallet and flashed it in the air very fast. I could not see any ID. Paul obviously didn't see it either. Paul asked again to see the ID but the gunman told him that was all he would be allowed to see. Paul stood his ground in the doorway and told the gunman he could not enter. The gunman banged his body up against Paul and shouted "are you pushing me?". Paul said "I am not pushing you". The gunman then tried again to knock Paul out of the way. He told Paul that this was Malaysia and the police could do what they liked. Paul asked whether he had a warrant and he replied he did not need one. Then he and another officer in plain clothes forced Paul's hands behind his back and handcuffed him. They gave no reason why they wanted to go into the cafe, or why they put the hand cuffs on Paul.

Paul:

The gunman, who had pointed a loaded gun at my head a few minutes earlier and his friend, then handcuffed me without giving any reason, as I stood in the doorway to the cafe. Then a man from DBKL appeared and asked for the license. As he did so the police pushed past me and against my will and by force entered my premises,. At this time the premises were empty and closed to the public. No one was inside, except the officers who had forced their way in, and me in handcuffs. The DBKL officer came in and checked the business license and then asked whether I had an entertainment license for the place. I told him that his officers had informed me I did not need an overall entertainment license for a training workshop and had returned my application. I also told him that I had applied for a permit to hold the private function on that day, which was the entertainment license. He denied that I had applied for this licence but I saw the application in his file and pointed it out to him. He told me it was applied for six weeks ago but their officers had been round many many times to the premises but always found it closed, so they had not been able to inspect it, and therefore to issue a license. He told me that I MUST have an Entertainment License to allow the Public to use the premises. I reminded him that the place was a workshop training centre and NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. It is only used only for private bookings. I pointed out to him that he had confirmed the place was not open to the public, on their many visits to the premises, as they had found it closed to the public, on each and every visit.

The DBKL man told me I must go to his office on Monday. After that I asked the police to remove the handcuffs. They did so, and allowed me to go. By this time I was fully convinced the "crazed gunman" was in fact a police officer, so I apologised politely to him to for not allowing him to enter the premises. I then went home.

I have just got back from DBKL.(21.8.06). The officer told me that the police had interviewed him and told him I had made a police report against him. I told him I only made the report about the police officer firing a gun. The DBKL officer claimed he had arrived as the police were forcing their way in and did not hear any gunshots. He told the police I would not let him in, but in fact he was standing behind the police officer and so was physically unable to enter the premises. I did not want any of them to enter because I know, from the experience of the party held on new Years Eve last year, that they would seize all the equipment brought in by the guests. The equipment seized on New Year's Eve has still not been returned in spite of a Court order issued on 31.7.06 stipulating that it should all be returned to the rightful owners by early September. The police claim that they have still not received the order from the magistrates' court.

Paul Millott, 21.8.06

Additional Information: One of the people in the square had a video camera. He got a clear picture of the police officer walking across the car park with his gun in his hand. There were no threats or disturbance visible. Also on the video is a clear picture of the police officer pointing his pistol at some people sitting in their car waiting to drive home and making them get out so he could arrest them. They did nothing to warrant arrest or to threaten the officer.

The police officers are from Brickfields Police Station.

24 youths are still in the lock up for being found walking across the car park. They will not be let out until next week.

Newspapers are claiming the police opened fire because members of the public had weapons. This is not substantiated and I had no weapons when the police pointed a gun at me.


I understand why censorship exists and why (some form of) censorship is needed. But taking it out on others with guns isn't.

A similiar incident happened to Paul's Place on New Year's Eve. I was shooting fireworks at that time.

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